Jordan "Butcher's Son" Sampilo, Bismarck ND
Well met, Adventurer! What brings you here? What's that "Who's Chelsea Jones?" WHO'S CHELSEA JONES? Chelsea Jones, Realtor Warrior Extraordinaire, needs no introduction. Or at least, she shouldn't need one; but for your sake, dear Adventurer, I'll humor you.
Not only is Chelsea Jones trained in the mystical arts of Realty, but she has the charisma and charm that allows her to befriend any Adventurer she may encounter. You would be so LUCKY to have her in your party for real estate exploration. Chelsea graciously provides knowledge to those who seek it. She'll even give you answers to questions you didn't even know you had! Yes, she's that good.
Her recent quest ended very successfully. Have you heard? She recently helped the butcher's son close on a very fine cottage. The boy had nothing but praise to say about Mrs. Jones. The butcher's boy was ecstatic, "I thought securing real estate was supposed to be a stressful experience, but it was the easiest thing ever with Chelsea's help!" he said. That silly boy, he could hardly even fathom the absolute skill and power that the Warrior provided him.
You may hear of other warriors not being communicative or pulling their weight in adventures. Well as you may have guessed, Chelsea Jones is NOT that kind of warrior. She practically carries the entire adventuring party on her back as she slays monsters left and right, not resting until a place of residence is found that matches your exact desires.
Now Adventurer, having your own place of living sounds pretty nice right now, doesn't it? Instead of hoping from Tavern to Tavern, I highly recommend you seek out the services of the legendary Realtor Warrior herself.
